In case you haven't guessed, my co-conspiritor and I are embarking on an endeavor of a new variety altogether. Partially inspired by the whiny emo bitching of the incompetent juveniles on FML.com, we have decided to share some of our favorite stories of other people who have fucked up lives, because our lives are amazing, and theirs are not.
We shall begin this journey with the story of a little boy who shall henceforth be referred to as 'Devil Child'.
We were working at a summer day camp supervising a multitude of children including the 'devil child' in question, teaching them classes in various fields. It was during my class that the 'devil child' while interacting with a little girl, who in all honesty, was being a bossy little bitch, that 'devil child' became quite preturbed having no experience with recieving critique. How 'devil child' reacted to this inconvenience was to lash out and punch the little girl in the vagina. I happened to be standing and watching this encounter, so I immediately stepped in, the little girl was crying so I scooped up the 'devil child' and carried him away, scolding him for his actions and explaining that he cannot touch and especially not hit other people in that area. I made him sit out for the rest of class. However, it seems the lesson did not take, for the very next day, while the child was participating in class, he 'accidentily' struck another little boy in the crotchal region, the little boy had to sit out of class with an ice pack saddled up to his numnums, and once again later in the day, my co-author witnessed during his class the quite intentional punching in the pingpongs of the very same little boy by none other than the 'Devil Child'.
Does anybody else see a little future ex-con?
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